glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

(Source: veinsofyarn)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(Source: bl-ossomed)

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

(Source: natnovna)

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

(Source: treasure)

deadstep:

i’ve been laughing for 8 minutes

best-of-imgur:

At first I thought my iPhone 6 plus broke and bent in my pocket…then i realized it was only my Oreo pop tart..then I also realized I don’t own an iPhone 6 plus..
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

  1. Camera: Photo Booth

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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