fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

"I don’t know how much M has told you, but you’re in more trouble than you realize. This guy coming for you? he doesn’t stop until he has you, body and soul.

Thankfully, we got to you in time enough to help. 

Whatever you hear next, know that 31 in a mirror is the truth, and that not all truths are exactly what they seem. 

I hope this helps. Keep your head down, and keep moving.

It’s the only option you’ve got right now.

-C”

best-of-imgur:

7 week old boy tries hearing aids for the first timehttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

7 week old boy tries hearing aids for the first time
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

(Source: everydaycomics)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

aphsweden:

when peOPLE MISTAKE CHINESE THINGS FOR JAPANESE THINGS

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know